A bit xrated, but too good to resist

So, I went the doctor today, nothing big, basic yearly stuff. The nurse practictioner saw me, and I had to have a pelvic. For those men who read my blog, in case you don't know that's the lovely exam where we lay on our backs and count the ceiling tiles while our medical professional poke around "down there".

Well, there I was, the usual... "you'll feel a little poke"...."okay, almost there...." then this nurse practitioner let's out a squeel with all the excitement of a kindergarten teacher praising her students "WOW, YOU LOOK GREEEEEAT!"

She continues her excited tone, telling me that given the fact that I'm in menopause, and for how long, I look great down there... she then starts to describe what she sees that's so great, IN DETAIL. And again, the enthusiam made it all the more surreal.

So, there I'm am. Starring at the ceiling, listing to this woman praise my vagina. And all I'm thinking is 'okay, I have this 25 year old vagina, now if my boobs and face could catch up, I'm in business.'

Next week I have my colonoscopy. I can't wait o find out how old my colon is. I'll keep you posted.